Monday, May 28, 2007

Miss Universe


Just a very quick update to give my two cents on this: 1) All the Eastern European contestants except Poland look like major ho's who came fresh from a lap-dance at the Spearmint Rhino (and no doubt that's where they will return when they don't win tonight). As for the rest of Europe, Miss Italy needs to remember she comes from the land of pasta, as she is so anorexic looking it's almost unbearable. Miss France looks more Italian than Miss Italy (well...actually she is, and SHE is NICE!) 2) The Americas got it goin' on this year; Miss USA, Aruba, Bahamas, Canada, Brazil, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Paraguay, Peru and (as always) Venezuela are INCREDIBLE. They almost look genetically engineered for this contest. 3) As far as Africa is concerned, Miss Angola is HOT, but Miss Tanzania while very cute, needs to get a wig for this show. 4) Miss Japan and Korea don't look Japanese or Korean. "Preeze to have mole prastic sulgely". And who woulda thunk...Miss India looks pretty sweet there.

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