Got any friends?

I'm a pretty easy-going guy. But it really pisses me off when I've hooked up with a guy once/a couple/a few times and when I invite him online to come over again he responds with something like "Got any top friends who could come over too?" Whenever I get asked that, what I'm hearing is "I'm a spoiled bitchy bottom and you aren't good enough for me anymore, so the only way I'll have sex with you again is if you provide me with another guy to make it more interesting." As far as phrases I hate to hear, "Got any friends" ranks right up there with "I'm afraid I have some bad news" and "starring Ben Aflek".

To be honest, I've done PLENTY of 3-ways, and yes, it can be HOT to "share" a bottom with another dude. Usually this occurs where there is a couple involved who invite another guy (top or bottom) into their bed. And if a bottom had another top at his place waiting, I'd be more than happy if he came to me and asked "Hey, I have a friend here who you'd really be into. Want to come over and hang with us?" Not a problem. But when bottoms put it on ME to find another guy for THEM, that's just rude and distasteful. Not only that, in my case, it's really unfeasible. Most guys who I've had sex with SAY they are versatile or "dude, I'm usually a top, but I feel like trying it out to see what it's like" to make the top feel special and like he's "going to Disneyland" that day (Kev-bo let me in on this little secret). But when approached to be a top, they will usually come up with some excuse and I know would never perform. I can count the guys I know who are truly "versatile" on one hand; Sven and DJ (and I haven't spoken to the latter in over 2 years since our falling-out and don't intend to).

We all have our fantasies. Most of mine have been filled at this point (which is why I'm totally not into porn, since nothing beats what's going on in my head). But one I have remaining is to have a line-up of bottoms with GREAT asses and nice shiney pink holes all bent over in a row on a couch, letting me fuck them one by one. But do I say to my bottoms, "Hey, got any friends you could bring over for when I get tired of fucking you?" It's one thing to drop subtle hints DURING or AFTER you've had sex, saying something like, "I think it would be really hot if..." or "I've always had a fantasy that..." As opposed to "I'll come over if you got any friends you can bring too." So, for all you bitchy bottoms out there, show some fucking class. And for all you classy bottoms, much love, respect and appreciation.

As you may have guessed, this wound is still fresh as a today online I hit up a bottom dude I hooked up with once just 2 weeks ago and he responded, "maybe. Today I'm up for getting gang-banged. GOT ANY FRIENDS?" I was thinking I should write back, "Uh, sure. Let me just lean out my bedroom window and whistle for my posse of tops who have just been sitting around waiting for my bottom-signal." Moron. Luckily, his type is a dime a dozen, and shortly afterwards I got called by a 3rd-time bottom who gladly came over for a 2-round fuck (he's one of the many SFO affiliates, so I'll call him "Flyer"). Plus I made Flyer cum TWICE without him touching himself (yup, hit TWO bulls-eyes). And all I had to do was take pictures of my cock going inside his butt-hole (yes, most of these pictures I take and post are at requests of the bottoms, not me).