Sex Parties: what NOT to do

I ended up going to a sex party on Friday that I had actually been looking forward to for a few weeks. It was at a private house in SF and the hosts were very selective on their invites; masc, in-shape, under 35 only...but there were definitely a few people older than 35...even one of the hosts. When I showed up, it was a nice, but smallish SF bottom flat unit. They did it up pretty well with black-lights and matresses in various parts of the 2-room+ kitchen space and there were already many guys there standing around chatting in their underwear. The issue here is...this went on WAY too long, meaning they wanted it to be more like a social party where people ended up having sex as opposed to a sex-party where people ended up socializing. Plus, they had alcohol so a few of the guys were getting louder, queenier and more obnoxious as the time wore on. But I have to say, aside from those individuals, the hosts did a very good job of selecting the guests; I would have gladly fucked 80% of them. I had my eyes on two hot guys in jockstraps, who it turns out were boyfriends (or bottom-buds apparently). As the crowds started (FINALLY) getting more handsy, the jockstrap dude I was REALLY wanting started making out with some smaller, twinkish dude. Rather than go to "plan B" which was to get with his boyfriend, I decided to let this play out since a) I'm not into kissing, but would let the twink do all the lip-work and b) this would most likely get the other dude horned up eventually, and from the looks of things the twink had nowhere near the equipment I had, so no competition. Sure enough, the two soon started pulling out and rubbing each other's dicks while rolling around/making out on the matress. As for me, the long-ranger let me know he was up for a ride, so I casually moved toward the pair and pulled my cock out. The jockstrap dude looked up and didn't miss a beat- he practically lept from the arms of the twink and onto my cock and started sucking. I let him do it for a few minutes, then leaned in and said, "you have an awesome ass, dude! Want me to slide my cock in so you can see how it feels?" He nodded, putting a condom on and bending over doggie. Good boy! I put some spit on it, slided it in, and started a very slow fuck. He was loving it, and so was I. I don't know how many people were watching us, but two more couples joined us on the matress in their own make-out session as we fucked.

I flipped the dude over missionary, and we were face-to-face; he was a hot, 20-something white guy with dark hair, light skin and blue eyes (kinda looked like a younger version of Scott Wolfe back in the day). I was giving him a good fucking, but dodging his kisses (he had garlic breath too). Then suddenly, he pushed me out and smiled, saying, "I need to rest up for a minute." I tried my best to smile back and not let on how fucking annoying that was. So, I started stroking his neck, massaging his hole, licking his nipples-- just trying to get the dude's motor running again. I don't know what I did, or if anything, but he lifted his legs and just guided my cock back in (I took the cue and started fucking again). This time, I was like, "pshhh, fuck HIM!" and decided I was just going to get my rocks off before he changed his mind again. So, I started pushing in him harder and more agressively, till I just let loose and shot off a nice load (I tried to keep my voice down tho, as there were still conversations going on around the party and I didn't want to draw attention). I thought I was going to be all cocky and just pull out and casually say "later, dude" but I looked down at his abs and he had shot a conspicuously huge load all over himself (bulls-eye, BEE-YOTCH!) So, I guess I did the trick without even caring. Hitting a bulls-eye did put me in a better mood, so I smiled and slapped his butt lightly as I pulled out and walked over to the bathroom. When I walked in and turned on the light to wash up, I noticed the condom I was wearing was in a ring around the upper part of my dick; at some point it had broken, so I was essentially barebacking that dude and that huge load I shot was somewhere deep inside him. I quickly started washing up (wasn't in a panic, but still, better safe than sorry). When I exited the bathroom, I looked around for the dude to let him know what had happend, but he had already changed and left with his boyfriend.

My attention quickly turned to a tall 30-something Viking-looking blond dude. He was thin and lanky, but had a very solid bubble-butt and ALSO came with a boyfriend (skinny skater-looking dark-haired dude). They were both hanging out in the kitchen, when almost spontaneously the Viking started fucking his boyfriend, standing up. I watched for a bit as my cock started getting nice and big then from the show in front of me. Then, just as suddenly, the skater dude stepped away and left, leaving the Viking with his curved 6" dick in the air. I walked over to him and said, "damn, that was hot, dude. You know how to fuck." He smiled and replied "thanks." I said, "maybe you should rest up for awhile and let someone help YOUR butt out now." he smirked and said, "it's possible..." Not knowing what that meant, I just smiled back and waited around to see where this went. His boyfriend soon came back and dropped to his knees and started blowing his Viking. I saw my opportunity and parted that incredible bubble-butt to massage his hole; no reaction or defense...so yeah : ) I suited up and slid inside him from behind as his boyfriend blew him. As I started pumping, I felt the skater-dude's hand from below lightly stroking and pulling on my balls. This was a first...and it felt AWESOME. I took advange of this and just pumped out orgasm #2. After that, I was pretty much done from the night and went home. Why? I didn't really feel like socializing, and clearly the hosts did not seem to understand the difference between a sex-party. So, a note to all you sex-party organizers; do NOT create an environment where guys can just hang around in their underwear all night...cuz many of them will. Do NOT have the social areas in ear-shot of the sex areas, because it puts a lot of guys off (especially when they hear cackling queens while trying to do some boning). And do NOT serve alcohol unless you have someone who can manage drunks... because they will show up.

Lastly, I hit another bulls-eye 2 days after the party with a regular fuck-bud from my harem. Never happened with him before, so it was hot (for both of us). Not going to go into the whole ego-stroking conversation that followed, but yeah... : ) Anyway, off to Puerto Rico next week.

ABCD part 4

My job has been VERY stressful this last week. The cliche' "a lot on my plate" is pretty accurate, to the point that just as I'm about to grab a few minutes for lunch somone seems to always have an "urgent" request that requires me to be on the phone immediately. And just like that, my days go by without me so much as having a bag o' chips to eat. I know...boo-fuckin'-hoo, but I'm just sezzin, it's getting pretty stressful. On the brighter side, my work is sending me to Puerto Rico in 2 weeks, which is kinda cool since I haven't been there since my early 20's. From what my boricua friends tell me, it's changed a lot. When I was there I stayed at a place called the "Atlantic Beach hotel" which was gay, but now apparently it has switched owners and downgraded to just "gay friendly". Back in the day, the owners and staff were gay, and if the bell-boys thought you had any money, would not hesitate to get in the shower to show you how it worked. Looking back I can't remember how many guys I fucked when I was there. I do remember I had to fend of a few very agressive and sleazy old American pilots who apparently infest San Juan. I also remember getting hit on by a hugely buffed light-skinned Puerto Rican dude and his friend, a more typical-looking Puerto Rican guy; both in their 20's as well. I opted for the light-skinned guy, took him back to my hotel room and ended up fucking him...AND discovering that not all Puerto Ricans are hung (that was a surprise). The next day, his friend came over and I ended up fucking him too, so...I had a pretty full plate. I'm under no pretenses that this trip will be as...er...adventurous as my last time there, but I'm also hoping my work-load will not stress me out of having ANY fun while I'm there.

So, as far as boning this last week, I've pretty much been sticking to my regular newly-formed harem; more out of expediency and reliability than loyalty. The exception was Saturday night: I had just had a full day involving, car-shopping, a HARSH workout (hells yeah!), an extensive Korean BBQ dinner and a photo exhibition from a friend of mine down in the south bay. By the time I got home around 11pm I was totally wiped. But, I did get a call from the white kid I wrote about back in December (haven't heard from him since). He said, "hey, just wanted to say hello. And that I miss your amazing dick." I said, "alright li'l bro. Good to hear from you. How you been?" "Fine....um...is it too late to come over?" For anyone else, I probably would have said it was...but I can't put in to words how awesome his hole is. I'm sincerely in awe...and I've not only been around the block, but I'm a registered tour-guide there at this point. I responded, "well, how soon can you be over? I have an early morning tomorrow, so I don't want to make it too late." He quickly added, "I can be over in 20 minutes. And I don't even need to cum. I already jacked off twice today. I just want to feel that cock of yours inside me again." At this point, the swelling in my underwear made the decision for me, so I told him to come over as soon as he could and he agreed, saying, "I'll just wear a jock, so my ass is all yours. Is that cool?" ummm.....psssshyeah!!!!!!!

The long and longer of it is he came over, dropped his pants, and that white butt of his in that jock-strap should be classified a world herritage site, as it is truly something to behold. I got the impression he just wanted to be used, so I resisted the impression to eat him out or do any kissing/heavy-petting with him. Instead, I just suited-up the long-ranger and mounted him from behind. Although he seemed to need to go slow at first, I soon got him to take a pounding doggie-style. When I flipped him on his back so I could do him missionary, he looked up at me and asked, "are you going to get your dick off in me?" I didn't answer with words; I just held his legs wide open, slide my cock back in his incredible pink hole and started power-driving him until I started cumming. After my thrusts started slowing down, I noticed my cock was still rock-hard, so I just went with it and kept fucking him, and was still really enjoying it. I let his legs down slightly and I guess he thought I was ready to pull out, so he grabbed my hips and said, "wait..." I smirked, lifted his ass up a little so his ass was arched over my lap then aimed my cock directly at his boy-button and started poking his g-spot with some quick thrusts. His eyes opened wildly, and he let out a huge wimper as he suddenly grabbed his dick out from his jock and asked, "what are you doing???" "I'm hitting your spot, dude" I responded casually, and without a second more, he started unloading a huge volume of cum all over his chest and abs. So, will he come back again? Probably. But not counting on it anytime soon. I've met guys like that before who are all about the control of coming over for sex when THEY want it, knowing guys like me can't say no to our dicks (or their ass).

Finally, ABCD (another big cock debate). I have a hypothesis on why certain racial groups are known for big dicks, and it begins in pre-history. Think back to Africa, for example, when humans were essentially hunter-gatherers and pretty much fucked whenever they want AND would usually only do it from behind (missionary position is a relatively new phenomenon anthropologically speaking). So, it's no secret that black folk be havin' some ghetto onions (aka big butts). So, logically, if you were trying to get some pussy back in the day, you may have even had to force yourself on a woman from behind while she was gathering berries or whatever. Point is, if you had a small penis, you might manage to penetrate through that big booty, but just barely, and the semen would probably be easily expelled once the deed was done. Therefore, it would only be guys with big dicks who could really get in there from behind and manage to penetrate deep enough to leave some seed (and thus big-dicked offspring via natural selection). So, my theory is that in societies where the woman have traditionally had big buts (note: not wide, but big) you will also generally find guys with big dicks. I can absolutely say this is the case where I am from too. Not saying it's ALWAYS like that, or that other societies where women DON'T have big butts don't have their instances of big-dicked dudes. Just saying I think there was indeed some pre-historic natural selection at work back in the day.

On a separate note: a friend of mine told me casually that "big dicks are a recessive gene". I have never heard this, nor do I know of any way to confirm or deny this. So, I'm definitely open to hear any facts or ideas on the subject.